A little story that went like

So my journalism teacher asks us to just TRY on our work and we'll get an A

And one day he assigned us a sports topic for a paper.

Being me I had no idea why people bothered about sports.

So I made a sport up.
I didn't get my paper back yet even though I turned it in, in like October so here's what I remember from it.

"In the heated match between the Dazzling Fish in Tanks and the Mighty Turtles, no one was sure who was going to win. Especially when Gill Fin knocked Sheldon Shell's shell off his back and gave him a concussion! And you'd think turtles with their hard shells would be terrific in hockey. But Sheldon Shell was one of their best players! So they went to 3-10 to 3-20!"

I stopped it there because I forgot the middle part :P 

SO here's the ending ish!

"...So as Shelly Shelled saves the day and winning in 34-20, they OBVIOUSLY won! Too bad Mighty Turtle fans left early just because they didn't want to see their beloved team lose against their hated rivals. But after all those amazing techniques, I think we all know who's gonna win in the Aquatic Hockey Olympics!"

Again, I don't even think 34-20 is possible in hockey so...

But yeah this was just from memory so when or even if I get that paper back, I'll blog the original :)

"The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering, is to forgive."

-John Green; Looking for Alaska

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Your awkward little friend,

~Scarlet

ASKING ALEXANDRIA

Have you HEARD Asking Alexandria?!

THEY'RE AMAZING!!

Just to be clear here; they're a band that just hfseadjkfhhgfsdfg

They don't sound like these people:

Miley Cyrus

Paramore

Lana Del Rey

Oasis

Soo...

They don't sing country music either. 

Or pop.

Or dubstep.

Or rap okay.

(Hint: It's rock-ish)

If you're going to listen or at least try to listen to them,

I'd advise you not to listen to them if you hate loud or rock music :P

"Your heavy words can't bring me down, 'cause I've been from the dead."

-Lana Del Rey; Radio

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Your awkward little friend,

~Scarlet

How I imagine Daisy

This is how I imagine Daisy

That is all.

"It takes ten times as long to put yourself together as it is to fall apart."

-Finnick Odair; Mockingjay

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Your awkward little friend;

~Scarlet

The Patrick Scene

So remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy was gonna go hibernate and she made Spongebob do all those freaky and insane things like find the hay in the needle stack or skiing then jumping through a ring of fire? Then Spongebob couldn't take it anymore then hid under Patrick's rock and Sandy made everyone in Bikini Bottom look for Spongebob THEN they all hid with Spongebob and Patrick was all like "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE".

Yeah I don't remember it either.

But when I looked at my stats of how many views my blogs have I saw some views from Germany, Ukraine, Australia, and even China I remembered it ish.

It's nice to see people from around the world acknowledge your blog but yet I'm so curious :P

United States	116
Malaysia	22
Canada	13
Germany	4

SEEEE. 

I'm just so interested to see who's Germany~

Or maybe one of you guys are FROM the U.S. but just travel a lot.

Not even sure.

But yeah thanks for reading my blog and being active anyways :)

"Don't break me down,

I've been travelin' too long.

I've been trying too hard.

With one pretty song."

-Ride by Lana Del Rey

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Your awkward little friend,

~Scarlet

PARODIES~

I got this idea in a dark car on Thursday 

ENJOY

WRECKING BALL

BY MILEY CYRUS 

"....I CAME IN LIKE A FIRE BALLLLLLL

I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN CRUMBS

ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOUR FACE

ALL YOU EVER DID WAS KEEP ME AWAKE

YEAH YOU, YOU KEPT ME AWAAAKKKEEE!"

(P.S. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED I DON'T OWN THIS)

How was it?

There's some references in there :z

It's weird at the crumb part but yeah never mind about that

"And in that moment, I swear we were infinite."

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Your awkward little friend,

~Scarlet

Foaming Friends

Apparently, in history today we had to create something and explain how it would be manufactured etc. And I got grouped with three other girls (thank gosh) and we came up with these ideas;

•Sheep Shoes
(Vans meet Uggs)

•Spray on barf/farts
(Get out of class early or embarrass your enemies!  :D)

•Spray on toilets.....
(The waste turns into flowers afterwards)

•Spray on Llamas

•Spray on Friends

•Spray on eyeballs
(Helps blind people, 'Kay?)

And out of all of those ideas, guess which one won. SHEEP SHOES! (Totally would've gone for spray on llamas though...) Spray on Justin Bieber COULD'VE gotten onto the list but I didn't let it happen :z. Anyways our slogan was "IT'S NOT CHEAP, IT'S SHEEP!". It's sad if you ask me. And after that this girl started saying "SO YOU 'BES NOT BE TRIPPIN'!" After it soo..

BUT THEN RANDOMALLY, SHE STARTS FOAMING. Like RABIES FOAMING.

We kinda just ignored it until another girl started foaming.

And what did that do with History?

No idea.

"Don't you think how its boring how people talk, making smart of their words again, well I'm bored."
~Lorde; Tennis Court
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Your awkward little friend,
                         ~Scarlet

Arctic Monkeys!

Nope,

The Arctic Monkeys is a real thing

well band.

If you haven't heard them,

YOU HAVEN'T LIVED

Just listen to Do I Wanna Know?

asdfghjkl

amazing.

"Curiouser, and curiouser."

-Alice In Wonderland

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Your awkward little friend,

~Scarlet

November Favorites~

OKAY

So you know how most people on youtube have these videos like

OCTOBER FAVORITES 

or whatever.

WELL,

*insert words*

I'm just gonna do that but only with like books,songs,bands whatever.

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BOOKS:

PERCY JACKSON;

THE LIGHTNING THEIF.

I was addicted to this for so many days.

Then I finished it...

It was a sad day.

SONGS:

STEADY AS YOU GO

(BY)

THE RACONTEURS

Oh my gosh.

This song is amazing;

not sure why, 

but I think I'm gonna listen to The Raconteurs a lot now...

BANDS:

Oasis

Yeah I didn't really listen to them before,

I'm kinda addicted to Wonderwall....

QUOTES:

"I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!"

"Says the left SHOE!!"

Fishy made this little skit called

SHOE 1 AND SHOE 2

They bond by beating people up :)

"But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing."

- Percy, The Lightning Theif 

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Your awkward little friend,

~Scarlet

Oh Daisy,

Oh the risks,

Dear People at my school,

If I am not there on Monday,

It is not because I am sick,

I just died of this music 

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A round of applause to Daisy, she said RIP 

SO faithful :')

"Wallflower;

You see things,

you keep quiet about them, 

and you understood."

-The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

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Your awkward little friend,

~Scarlet

I'm freaking out on the inside

GUYS GUYS GUYS,

I JUST CAME BACK TO MY ROOM AND MY LAPTOP WAS OPEN AND WHEN I CAME BACK IT WAS CLOSED.

I TOLD FISHY AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE

Ohh this music is like suicide to my ears.

My room is like that perfume department scene in Spongebob right now.

It smells horrible, but it's worth it. . .

If it was my brother; I'm killing Fishy for making me listen to trash.

"I feel numb most of the time, lower I get, the higher I'll climb, and I will wonder why. And I will wonder why I dark only to shine."
-Marina and the Diamonds; Numb

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Your awkward little friend,

~Scarlet

Social-ness? More like Social-mess

MY SELF DEBATE:

To make another blog in the character Potatoe-Pat or not.

HMM
LET'S SEE

2 Personal instagram accounts,

4 Secret Instagram accounts,

2 secret Tumblrs,

1 Pinterest I haven't made,

10 Emails,(I only use like 3 .-.)

2 Blogs,

3 Twitters,

2 Hangouts,

2 Kiks,

3 Google+'s,

1 Wattpad,

1 Snapchat,

1 Facebook.

Hm.

Yeah I can totally fit another blog in there.

"So this is my life. I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be."

-Charlie, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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Your awkward little friend,

~Scarlet

Down The Rabbit Hole We Go

Hi internet friends and stalkers~

This is my second blog tbh 

(first)

http://scarletcp.blogspot.com/

There's a whole reason for this one on there so.

Anyways, on THIS blog we'll just talk about the most random-est topics such as Demi-gods to fail notebooks.

I'll always try to close out with a Wonderland quote or a lyric or book quote.

That's pretty much it.

"You're not completely bonkers, but I'll tell you a secret; All the best people are."

-Alice

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Your awkward little friend.

~Scarlet